Episode 5: USA-Canada and Loons Updates

This week on the podcast, we talk about USA-Canada, about Tani Oluwaseyi and Dayne St. Clair, give some Loons updates, and go full Shatner for quiz time.

St. Clair and Oluwaseyi return to Minnesota, with Dayne feeling hard done by - which doesn't necessarily make him wrong

The two Canadian former Loons were treated differently in their return to Minnesota, a place both missed. And St. Clair had things to get off his chest.

Free Headers: Slow searches, injury updates, and... height?

The Loons need a direction, as a club - and that starts with someone to set the direction.

Episode 4: Getting a move on and roster updates (height column)

We're talking about all the important international break topics: the Loons CSO search, player height, and what 2027 might look like.

Cardboard Soccer, Part 4: New cards, old problems

2026 Topps Chrome MLS is out, with some new features - but some of the same problems that cards everywhere have always had.

Never being wrong is not the same thing as being right

The Loons skid hits five in Seattle, and if there was ever time for an existential crisis, it's now.

Free Headers: Seattle trips and other international duty

Minnesota heads to Seattle, sans several players who have instead gone off with their countries.

Episode 3: Joaquín Pereyra injured, quiz time, and pies in the sky

The Loons have lost four games in a row with a full squad. Now they've lost three players to international commitments, and offensive engine Joaquín Pereyra to a quad injury. Is this just crazy enough to work?

13 suggestions, of varying quality, to improve MNUFC's vibes

Everything's going wrong for Minnesota and the transfer window is closed. All that's left is to try to lift everyone's spirits.

Free Headers: Loons hope to have near-full contingent for Galaxy

Minnesota may be struggling defensively - but at least they aren't about to have injuries and suspensions wreak total havoc on them as well.

Episode 2: News, sporting directors, and bathroom radio

In episode 2 of the podcast, we talk about the two most important things for any club's front office: the chief soccer officer, and the gameday bathroom audio.

Restoring stability for MNUFC should start with permanent CSO job for Stebbins

MNUFC can't afford any more instability at the top. Making Hank Stebbins the permanent chief soccer officer would help move the club back to solid ground.