The European soccer season is starting up this week. Also, I learned this summer that there is a soccer team in Austin, Minnesota named “Austin Villa FC.” With this in mind, I present to you the following list of other potential names for Minnesota soccer teams.

  • Inverness Caledonia Thistle
  • Slavia New Prague
  • FC St. Paul
  • West Ham Lake
  • Wolverton Wanderers
  • 1860 New Munich
  • Red Star Belgrade-Brooten-Elrosa
  • Go Ahead Eagle Lake
  • Always Redby
  • Plymouth Stephen-Argyle
  • FK Baudette/Glimt
  • AC Milan

Thank you for your time.