I need to feel better about the USA losing twice to Canada at hockey. In order to do so, here’s an update of the Canada-USA Tale of the Tape, from a few years back.

Data source: The CIA World Factbook

USA CANADA Advantage
Population 316,438,601 34,568,211 USA
Quebec? No Yes USA
Per-capita GDP $51,700 $42,300 USA
Military Scary Gord L. and Milt J.
(Milt off Wed.) 		USA
NHL Teams 23 7 USA
Fought for own independence? Yes Wussed out USA
Was actually a country during War of 1812 Yes Despite what they want
you to believe, no 		USA
World status Last superpower “We’re real nice, eh” USA
Adjective to describe flag? Symbolic Floral USA
Currency? Supports world markets Has funny pictures USA
Complex Egotism Inferiority USA
French-fry based awesomeness Chili cheese fries Poutine USA
Thanksgiving in… November October USA

I do not feel better.