Pretty much every time Darko Milicic gets a mention in the news, I end up writing an I, Darko post. This week, Rick Adelman basically came out and called Darko fat and lazy. I have to imagine that this would hurt the big guy’s feelings. Or it would, if Darko showed any evidence of having feelings, other than the mild annoyance he shows every time he’s asked to play basketball.

In the world of I, Darko, though, he is sensitive to such slights. And so in the latest installment at Canis Hoopus, Darko lays out his plan for getting back in shape – and also reveals why he’s scared of Nikola Pekovic.