It’s a sad day:Darko Milicic has been waived by the Timberwolves, thus ending the Minnesota time of one of the strangest players the Wolves have ever had.

I marked the occasion by writing what will likely be the final installment in the no-longer-continuing I, Darko series: I, Darko, Have Been Amnestied. I like to think all of the classic I, Darko tendencies are on display: a love for sandwiches, a confusing hatred of Swedes, a fear of Montenegrin cannibals, and so on.