RandBall: Sunday Funday

It’s a long, snowy Sunday ahead. Here’s what to watch today.

9:55am: Arsenal vs Everton (NBC Sports Network): College football is into the only-semi-entertaining bowl season, the NHL and NBA playoffs are months away, the Vikings are terrible, and the NFL can only fill so much of your time. Either you can become a college basketball nut, or: the Premier League.

One of the best criticisms of English soccer over the past few years has been the top-heavy nature of the league. So far this year, though, that hasn’t been true; Arsenal, famously low-spending, can go seven points clear at the top of the standings with a win today – and if they do win, Manchester United, with all of their piles of cash, will be closer to last place than first place.

The oil gazillionaires at Manchester City and Chelsea are still doing well, so it’s not completely topsy-turvy yet in England. But Liverpool are in second place, and Everton can get to a tie for second with a win today, and Tottenham and Newcastle aren’t far back; it’s an actual race this year.

Anyway, it’s either that or diving headlong into the random number generator that is the college basketball season. Or talking to your family, I guess.

1:00pm: World Cup Skiing (NBC): It’s the Olympics this year. Get in the mood with the World Cup men’s downhill, from Beaver Creek, Colorado – the only American stop on the circuit all year.

3:25pm: Seattle at San Francisco (FOX): It’s a divisional rivalry, with the Niners needing a win to stay ahead of the Wild Card pack, and Seattle just a couple of victories away from clinching home-field advantage throughout the playoffs – a big deal, given the noise in Seattle. Also, it’s the perfect football lead-in to…

**7:20pm: Carolina at New Orleans (NBC): **One of these teams will win the NFC South, and clinch a first-round bye in the process. The other will have to play an extra playoff game. This game could be the difference in deciding which is which.

And by the time that’s all over, you’ll be feeling ready to take on the week. That’s the power of Sunday Funday.

NOTE: This appeared first at RandBall, your home for St. Cloud football.

SoccerCentric: USA draws “Group of Death” for 2014 World Cup

The USA knew they wouldn’t have an easy time at next summer’s World Cup in Brazil, but Friday’s draw did them no favors whatsoever.

The Americans were drawn in Group G with Germany, Ghana, and Portugal, arguably the most difficult group of the eight. They were also drawn in the worst possible spot in the tournament for travel, and will have to journey nearly 9,000 miles between the three games – including a game in the rain forest in Manaus, in the north of the country.

Former USA midfielder and current Minnesota United head coach Manny Lagos summed up the draw, from an American perspective. “I’m like everybody else,” he said. “It’s not ideal.”

The USA were not one of the eight seeded teams in the event, meaning that they were guaranteed to be drawn against one of the top eight seeds, one team from Africa or South America, and one team from the remaining European teams. Unfortunately for the Americans, they drew one of the best teams from each of those three categories.

Lagos wasn’t willing to call it the worst possible draw for the USA, noting that they were lucky to avoid the Netherlands from the group of European teams, but his assessment – not the worst possible, but “up there” – was the same as many fans’ reactions.

ESPN, using its “Soccer Power Index” rankings, gave the Americans just under a 40% chance of finishing first or second in their group and qualifying for the knockout round. Germany was given a 91% chance, with Portugal just ahead of the USA at 40% and Ghana at 28%.

The Americans have a recent history with each of these teams at the World Cup. Most famously, they were knocked out of the tournament by Ghana in both 2006 and 2010, losing both times in their final game of the tournament against the Africans. They lost to Germany in the 2002 quarterfinals, 1-0, despite outplaying the Germans for long stretches of the game and having a clear penalty kick denied them in the second half. In the same tournament, though, they beat Portugal 3-2 in their opening match, one of the upsets of the tournament.

Local USMNT expert Dana Wessel, contrary to the negative reactions from most, said via email that he was optimistic about the draw. “It isn’t nearly as bad as it looks,” he wrote.

Wessel pointed out that, despite the star power of Cristiano Ronaldo, Portugal struggled to get through an easy qualifying group to make it to the World Cup. He also noted that the USA outplayed Ghana in both losses, and that if you had to pick one team’s coach to be able to break down Germany, it would be former German coach and star Jurgen Klinsmann, America’s manager.

“The people freaking out on social media over this group are stuck in 1998,” he wrote. “People do realize we are good at soccer, right? We are coming off our best year in federation history, and I guarantee you supporters of Portugal and Ghana were not happy when they saw themselves land with the United States.”

The USA’s opening match will be against Ghana on June 16; they play Portugal next, in the rainforest on June 22, and finish with Germany on June 26.

NOTE: This appeared first at SoccerCentric.

SoccerCentric: Omar Daley re-signs with United

After signing over the summer break, winger Omar Daley flew under the radar for Minnesota United FC for awhile. He made four appearances as a substitute, never doing anything of note, and it began to look like the veteran midfielder would make very little dent in the consciousness of United fans.

The last two games of the season, though, Daley was thrown into the starting lineup, and he responded. He created Minnesota’s first goal in a 3-1 win over Fort Lauderdale with a gorgeous cross-field pass that Lucas Rodriguez turned back into the center of the field for a** Pablo Campos** goal – perhaps the best pass from a winger all season. The following week, in the season’s final game in Tampa, Daley showed he could score, too, netting a hat-trick in a 6-4 win.

Thursday, United announced that the veteran – who will be 33 in April – will be back for another year. The move adds a second winger to the roster, after Miguel Ibarra, and helps explain why the team let veteran Lucas Rodriguez become a free agent.

Daley certainly has plenty of experience; he has played 72 times for the Jamaican national team, including twice in a pair of friendlies against Trinidad and Tobago in November, and made more than 150 appearances in the Scottish and English leagues over the course of four seaons.

Minnesota effectively has two remaining players from the 2013 squad in limbo; keeper Mitch Hildebrandt and center back Connor Tobin are both free agents, but both are in talks with United regarding potentially re-signing for the club. The team has already re-signed two of its own free agents, in Daley and Michael Reed.

*NOTE: This appeared first at SoccerCentric. *

SoccerCentric: MLS commissioner puts Minneapolis on shortlist for potential expansion

Last summer, MLS commissioner Don Garber caused a stir by announcing that the league plans to add four new expansion teams by 2020. One of them, in Orlando, has already been announced for the 2015 season, but three are still up in the air – and on Tuesday, Minnesota soccer fans got the clearest indication yet that Minneapolis is on the league’s short list.

During Garber’s state of the league address ahead of this weekend’s MLS final, a slide was displayed with five cities marked as potential expansion destinations: Miami, Atlanta, St. Louis, San Antonio, and Minneapolis. (NOTE: The commissioner said he hadn’t seen the slide before the presentation, so make of that what you will.)

You can watch the whole event here, but the commissioner confirmed that the two markets that are farthest along are Miami, which has an expansion bid led by David Beckham but needs to find a stadium to play in, and Atlanta, which is fairly close to finalizing a deal that would land an MLS team in the Falcons’ new stadium, which is projected to open in 2017.

The Atlanta/Miami/Orlando triumvirate would fill the Southeastern hole on the current MLS map, but Garber specifically mentioned the Midwest as another hole. According to the league’s official website, he said, “”There are a number of other markets that we don’t have teams in that are large swaths of the country… The Midwest is one of them, which is why we’ve thrown Minneapolis out [as a potential destination]. There are a number of cities in Texas which are intriguing to us. San Antonio is one, Austin is another… St. Louis could be another great market.”

The map ignores a number of other potential destinations for MLS, notably Sacramento and Detroit. That said, virtually every city of any size in America has at least a small group pushing for an MLS franchise in their town; if every place that wanted an MLS franchise got one, it would be a 75-team league.

A team in the Midwest, whether in Minneapolis, St. Louis, or elsewhere, would help serve as a potential rival with Chicago and Kansas City; the league has leveraged built-in geographical rivalries, especially between Seattle, Portland, and Vancouver, to help drive its growth over the past few years.

The new Vikings stadium might be the most likely destination for a potential expansion team, but the cavernous dimensions of the new field could be a concern. Vancouver, which plays in 54,000-seat BC Place, reduces the size of the stadium for Whitecaps games by stringing white sheets over the field, as a makeshift roof for the stands, thus making their stadium a little more intimate. Renderings of an MLS setup for the new Falcons stadium show a similar system in place.

The Wilfs, the owners of the Vikings, floated the possibility of MLS in Minnesota several times during the stadium negotiations, but have never revealed any serious plans of bringing a franchise to town. It is possible, of course, that those rumors were mostly a canard to help push the stadium through the Legislature, as a partial answer to concerns that the new stadium will be a billion dollars that are being spent on ten Sundays per year.

Minnesota United FC owner Dr. Bill McGuire has insisted that his focus is on operating his team in the NASL, rather than positioning it for a potential MLS expansion bid.

As always with talk of an MLS franchise in Minnesota, many, many questions remain. But it’s clear that, in the league’s collective mind, Minneapolis remains an intriguing possibility.

NOTE: This appeared first at SoccerCentric.

SoccerCentric: United announce ten options picked up

Minnesota United continued to fill out its 2014 roster on Tuesday, as it announced that ten more players from the 2013 squad have had their options picked up for next season. The ten include goalkeeper Matt Van Oekel; defenders Justin Davis, Brian Kallman, Cristiano Dias, and Brent Kallman; midfielders Floyd Franks, Simone Bracalello, Kentaro Takada, and Michael Reed; and forward Nate Polak.

Forward Pablo Campos, center back Aaron Pitchkolan, winger Miguel Ibarra, and fullback Kevin Venegas were announced as the first pieces of next season’s team at the team’s mid-November press conference, so today’s announcement brings the 2014 squad to 14 players.

The team also continues to work towards potential contracts for several free agents, including center back Connor Tobin, winger Omar Daley, and goalkeeper Mitch Hildebrandt.

For the second straight year, United’s back line will see the most continuity of any group. Davis, Brian Kallman, Dias, Venegas, and Pitchkolan all saw significant time in the back four, and Van Oekel was the team’s starting keeper for most of the year. If Tobin re-signs as well, the team’s defense will be more or less intact from the end of 2013.

Up front, the team remains quite thin. Campos’s return means the team has one proven scorer, but Polak played just seven minutes last year, after a blood clot in his shoulder ruined the first half of his season.

The announcements leave eight players from 2013 as free agents, most notably striker Max Griffin and winger Lucas Rodriguez. Rodriguez has been in Minnesota for four years, and in some ways was United’s most consistent option on the wing in 2013, if not their most dynamic; it was a surprise to see him not on the contract list. Griffin showed a ton of promise, but could only score once in fourteen appearances; given Minnesota’s lack of forwards, though, I thought he might return as well.

Also on the free-agent list is keeper Daryl Sattler, who began the season as first choice between the pipes, but spent the entire second half of the season on the disabled list with a torn labrum, and Mike Ambersley, who came to Minnesota during the summer break in the Etienne Barbara trade and played in 13 games at forward without scoring.

The final four free agents are midfielders Edi Buro, Sean de Silva, and Luis Heitor-Piffer, and striker Travis Wall.

NOTE: This appeared first at SoccerCentric.

Weekend Lowdown: Bring Home the Axe

NOTE: As always, this appeared first at RandBall, your home for forgetting to post this for two weeks.

Game of the weekend: 2:30pm today, ESPN: #19 Wisconsin at #25 Minnesota

Most people already consider this year of Gopher football, broadly speaking, a success. Four Big Ten wins, including one over traditional power Nebraska, have seen to that; even if the Gophers lose their final three games of the year, it has been a positive year for Minnesota.

Today, though, the Gophers have a chance to make 2013 the most memorable year of Gopher football for a generation – to not only get to five conference wins, but to get a truly memorable win. (“Remember the year we beat Wisconsin, the year it was like zero degrees?”)

Minnesota has had a handful of five-win conference seasons in the past forty years, but perhaps only 1986, when the Gophers beat Michigan at the Big House, can truly compare – and even that year, Minnesota lost to Pacific in the non-conference schedule. 2003 was marred by the Michigan debacle in the Dome (and the nearly-as-craptacular Michigan State loss at home the following week.) 1999 had the epic upset at Penn State, but also had the frustration of four losses of five points or less. 1990 had a 56-0 loss to Nebraska, and a Pacific-style loss to Utah to open the year.

A win over Wisconsin would give Minnesota those five Big Ten wins, plus the fond memory of beating the Badgers in the below-zero wind chill. The Gophers probably aren’t going to the Big Ten championship game, let’s be honest; Michigan State can end that hope before things even kick off on the East Bank today. But regardless of what might happen next week against the Spartans, the Gophers can seal 2013 this week as one of the team’s best years ever. All they have to do: bring the Axe home.

What else to watch this weekend

11:00am today, ESPN: #13 Michigan State at Northwestern. All of that said, just keep an eye on how things are going in Evanston… you know, just in case.

7:25am Sunday, NBC Sports: Tottenham at Manchester City. It’s the best of the weekend English soccer slate, according to Dana Wessel. Can City continue their run of playing well at home? Can Spurs score a goal this season, pretty much ever? Can you find anything else to watch if you happen to be up early tomorrow morning? (Probable answers, in order: Yes. No. No.)

**4:00pm Sunday, FSN: Minnesota-Duluth at Minnesota. **When the kickoff for the Gophers and Wisconsin was announced for the late afternoon, this game was moved from Saturday night to Sunday, in order to minimize the difficulty of getting football fans out of Stadium Village and hockey fans in. A lot of Gopher hockey fans were mad about that one – Saturday night is hockey night! – but here’s the weird thing: Sunday afternoon Gopher hockey games are always raucous. I don’t have an explanation for that, but some of the loudest crowds I’ve ever heard at Mariucci were Sunday afternoon crowds.

7:20pm Sunday, ESPN: Denver at New England. Sunday afternoon is inviolable for a lot of NFL fans. I’ve talked to at least one person, and I’m sure there are others, who have negotiated a truce of sorts with their families: just let me have from noon to 6:30 on Sunday to watch football, and I’ll go anywhere and do anything the rest of the week. It is to those people I speak here: The afternoon games (Indy at Arizona, Dallas at the Giants) are terrible, and you probably don’t want to watch the Vikings/Packers game anyway. Move it back. Give up the afternoon so you can take the evening; you’d much rather watch this game instead. You have a day to pull this off. Go.

What to read this weekend

With Thanksgiving coming up, you probably haven’t been thinking much about the Twins’ starting rotation. I’d like to offer you the chance to correct that, thanks to the TwinsCentric / TwinsDaily crew. Last week, Parker Hageman looked at Ricky Nolasco, one of the guys the Twins are rumored to be high on; this week, John Bonnes did the same for Bronson Arroyo.

The Sportive, Episode 37: Outstate Bingo

This week on The Sportive, noted Stearns County expert (and former Vikings writer) Josh Fiedler joined us. He had some excellent stories from his time with the Vikings, including one in which he has to get** Jerry Burns** out of bed while Mrs. Burns threatens his job.

We also talked about every outstate topic we could think of, including canning and rock picking. Brandon was ready to quit the podcast by the end of it. It was glorious.

The Sportive, Episode 36: Here We Come A-Caroling

On this week’s podcast, we discuss Joe Mauer moving to first, play “Will It Last?” with the Timberwolves, make fun of Kyle Brodziak for his inability to hit the net on breakaways, enthuse about Gopher football, make fun of the Vikings… you know what, it was a lot like the rest of the podcasts. Fun.