Weekend Links: The weirdness of Gas Station TV

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I recently was standing at the gas pump, quietly pouring my checking account into my vehicle, when I noticed that the pump itself was broadcasting ESPN on a video service that was helpfully labeled “GSTV.” (I presume this stands for “Gas Station TV,” though for all I know it could stand for Giant Slalom TV or Garbage Scow TV.) This was not live television; it appeared to be pre-taped talking-head bits from SportsCenter, though I can’t confirm it because the designer seemed to have forgotten that gas stations are often conveniently located very near traffic, and that video would thus need either closed captioning or a sound level that could rise above the level of “mouse fart.”

Presumably, this was the result of some advertising deal, in which a company had paid ESPN for short clips that they would use to grab my attention, which then might be used to subliminally influence me to buy gas-station nachos. I can’t imagine ESPN paid for placement, unless they’re trying to make SportsCenter seem even more inescapable than it already is. (And come to think of it, this might be an on-the-nose advertising slogan for whatever they introduce next. “ESPN: Not A Moment’s Respite.”)

The other possibility is that the gas station itself decided to implement something to keep its customers entertained at the pump, which seems even more horrifying, the result of some hellish corporate meeting.

BOSS: Jenkins! People are staring blankly off into the middle distance while filling their tanks!
JENKINS: I’ve got an idea, sir. Let’s put two-day-old sports segments right on the gas pump! Plus, we could do a deal with HLN so that customers can also be frightened by the unfathomable whiteness of Robin Meade’s teeth!

I’d like to say that I mention this because I have an important point to make about the intrusion of advertising into the public space, or about sports’ inherent servitude to its broadcasters and advertisers. Really, though, I just wanted to say this: Skip Bayless isn’t any more interesting with the sound off, but he’s certainly a lot more tolerable.

*On with the links:

*You might not remember that Hall of Fame pitcher (and former Twin) Steve Carlton went what some would consider crazy. But the proof is in Pat Jordan’s 1994 article for* Philadelphia Magazine*, which nearly two decades later is still fascinating.

*While we’re on the subject of old articles — the previous one and the following one are both from Deadspin — here’s a late-1982 Inside Sports profile of Glenn Burke, who quit baseball so he could stop leading a double life as a gay man.

*The Players Championship is this weekend, which gives Joe Posnanski a chance to look at the seventeenth at Sawgrass, the famed island green, and wonder: is it a great golf hole?

*There is bad language in Hamilton Nolan’s recap of the Mayweather-Guerrero fight, but if you can get past that, it’s also the best piece of boxing writing you will read all year.

*And finally: I’m pretty sure the TVFury blog has been spying on my dad, and your dad, and really all of our dads.

The Sportive Episode 13: Pretend GMs and Brown Spaghetti

We didn’t get a guest this week for The Sportive, so instead we grilled regular participant Clarence Swamptown on his eating habits. You will want to check that part out.

We also talk about the Wild’s forgettable season, discuss whether Flip Saunders will be any good, compare David Kahn to Tim Brewster, and discuss Oswaldo Arcia, specifically how he’ll get hurt and ruin everything. And as usual there is cussing and somebody (this week, it’s me!) sings off-key.

Check it out on the Sportive web site.

SoccerCentric: Minnesota United FC Gameday Notebook

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United takes on Fort Lauderdale tonight at 6:30, in a matchup of a team that’s tied for first and a team that’s alone in last. Here’s David La Vaque’s preview of the game. If you’re looking to watch tonight, you can do so at the NASL website.

It sounds strange to say, just four games into the year, but Fort Lauderdale already seems like a team with nothing left to lose. With six teams above them in the standings and eight games to go in the spring season, the Strikers may well be adopting more of a role as a spoiler.

United head coach Manny Lagos knows well that this could make the home team even more dangerous in south Florida tonight. “I think we have to be aware that we’re going to play a team that’s going to be hungry to get a result,” he said. “We have to make sure from the get-go that we are ready to match and exceed their intensity and their workrate, and from that, play good soccer.”

The Strikers, shaky in goal this year, will depend on loanee Jeff Atinella, who was the best keeper in the league last year for Tampa Bay before catching on with Real Salt Lake in MLS this year. On the one hand, you can wonder how effective Atinella will be, given that he’s only been with Fort Lauderdale for a couple of days. On the other hand, the same was true of Carolina’s Enzo Martinez, and he scored the game-tying goal last week.

The return of the US Open Cup

This year marks the 100th edition of the US Open Cup, a knockout tournament that includes all levels of American soccer. United, being in the second division, enters the tournament in the second round of the competition; MLS teams enter in the third round.

The first round (following, of course, a bunch of qualifying rounds for amateur teams) takes place on Tuesday. Minnesota will face the winner of the first-round match between the Des Moines Menace of the USL Pro Development League, and the Madison 56ers of the National Premier Soccer League – two leagues that are generally considered to be in the fourth tier of American soccer. Minnesota played Des Moines last year in the tournament as well, beating them 2-0 in the second round.

United’s first match is Tuesday, May 21, and will be played at home. It’s a key match for the team, as the winner moves on to the third round, where they will play an MLS team – and, with the possible exception of the NASL league finals, there’s no game that United’s players are more excited to play than a game against an MLS team.

You might want to keep Tuesday, May 28 open on your calendar. If United wins, and if they win the coin flip to host in the third round, an MLS team of some kind will be coming to town.

Injury report

Defender Connor Tobin is set to miss his second straight week of action with an ankle sprain. He’s been walking around fairly normally – no walking boot, no limp, but has a ways to go before his ankle is ready for game action.

Midfielder Kentaro Takada has also been bit by the ankle-sprain bug; he turned his ankle on Monday, and didn’t make the trip to Fort Lauderdale as a result. Striker Max Griffin also did not travel, as he is still dealing with a hamstring injury suffered in the run-up to the Atlanta game two weeks ago.

Midfielder Bryan Arguez, however, could make his season debut tonight for United. He was on the bench last week against Carolina, though he didn’t play, but we could very well see him play tonight.

SoccerCentric: Unlike other sports, in soccer the game plan isn’t quite the same

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Walk by a football coach’s office in the fall, and you’re likely to see a thick binder on the desk, emblazoned with the name of that week’s opponent. That binder contains that week’s game plan, and it’s the result of hours of video study, scouting reports, and breakdowns that result in an almost militaristic report of the best way to defeat the upcoming enemy. Basketball teams depend on similar preparations. Many baseball teams have video stations that allow players to study upcoming pitchers and hitters. The overarching idea in those sports is to leave nothing to chance.

For the Minnesota United FC coaching staff, though, weekly preparations are less about the opponent, and more about their own team. Said player/assistant coach Kevin Friedland, “In terms of an overall game plan, we typically like to do our thing, and hopefully then they have to adjust. I would say most teams kind of come out with a similar plan. ”

Head coach Manny Lagos thinks that the closest sport to soccer, in terms of preparation, might be hockey. In hockey, the team prepares by working on its own skills, and while they might study certain set plays for other teams, the game itself is, in Lagos’s words, “more instinctual.”

The week begins with a look back by the coaching staff at the previous week’s game. “We try as a coaching staff to absorb some of the things that the game before presented – challenges, places we want to get better, things that we did really well,” said Lagos.

In many ways, the United coaching staff focuses more on correcting problems, rather than preparing. While Lagos notes that they don’t want to dwell on the past, much of the coaching time is devoted to minimizing the team’s own errors, rather than concentrating on the opponent.

Said Friedland, “First, between Manny, [assistant coach] Carl [Craig], and myself, we all kind of look at the game that we previously played, we look at the errors that we made, and the good things that we did.  We talk about the mistakes that may have happened, and we try to fix those during the week. As we get into to the weekend, closer to playing the next opponent, I think we start to talk about the opponent, watching their last couple games, kind of identifying their shape, and how they like to play… I don’t think it’s as in depth as you see in some other sports – football, even basketball.”

Taking away video study from coaches in other sports would be akin to cutting off their air supply, but according to Friedland, Minnesota doesn’t spend a lot of time on it, at least as a squad. “As a team we don’t do a lot of video,” he said. “Video is something that some coaches are really into, some are not. As a staff we watch a lot of the video, and there are times where Manny will bring in a player at a time, maybe a couple of players together to talk about certain instances from the last game… But we don’t typically have whole-team video sessions. We have had some in the past, but we don’t do it often.”

The game plan itself comes down to a few basic conversations, especially about set pieces, as well as players to watch from other teams. Said Friedland, “We typically look at their what they do on set pieces, highlighting maybe some of what we consider their standout players or special players.”

Friedland, who has the added advantage of being a player as well as a coach, also said that he’ll use his past experiences against teams to inform what he’s doing, and will warn players to watch out for certain things – for example, if a team likes to take short corner kicks, rather than swinging the ball all the way into the penalty area.

Perhaps the best explanation of why the team has no overstuffed game plan, though, comes from Friedland the veteran defender, not Friedland the coach – who knows that sometimes, its best to focus inward. “You can plan so much for the other guy that you’re kind of not worrying about yourself,” he said. “You’re so worried about what they’re going to do that you’re not taking care of your own game.”

SoccerCentric: Five questions with Fort Lauderdale Strikers expert Pieter Brown

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This Saturday, Minnesota United FC is in Fort Lauderdale to take on the Strikers, the team that’s currently at the bottom of the NASL Standings. Fort Lauderdale tied Edmonton on the season’s opening day, but hasn’t earned a point since, losing twice on the road and once at home.

For a few answers about the Strikers, I contacted Pieter Brown, who hosts the nationally known internet soccer radio show Ultras Alive (www.UltrasAlive.com). You can listen Monday nights at 8pm Central Time as they discuss every level of American pro soccer.

1. Four games in, and the Fort Lauderdale has only one point. What’s gone wrong for the Strikers?

One point in four games is an embarrassment, but the Strikers have been dealing with a lot of early injuries. Midfielder Walter Restrepo, midfielder Mark Anderson, and defender Ivan Guerrero have all dealt with the injury bug. All that said, the main problem is they have not been able to score goals. Stefan Dimitrov (on loan from NY Cosmos) has started every game at forward, with little to show for it. With the return of forward Aly Hassan, maybe things will change for the better.

2. Young goalkeeper Cody Laurendi replaced Matt Glaeser in the starting lineup last week against Tampa Bay, but he was injured and carted off the field. What is his status going forward, and while he’s out, will the team go back to Glaeser, or go with another option?

Laurendi is out for the season with a lacerated kidney, and will need 6-9 months for a full recovery. Glaeser will get his staring spot back for now. Glaeser has had a unusually poor start to the Spring Championship. Word is the Strikers will bring in another quality keeper to push Matt. [NOTE: Pieter later followed up to note that several people on Twitter have suggested that former Tampa Bay keeper Jeff Atinella, now with Real Salt Lake, will join the Strikers on loan.]

3. What is going on with forward Andy Herron?

The Andy Herron soap opera is in full effect. Andy spoke to the Strikers owner and complained about his lack of playing time. From what we have gathered Coach Daryl Shore did not appreciate Andy going behind his back and the player and coach had a falling out. I was notified by the Strikers that Herron is still under contract and part of the team. They are looking at their options regarding Andy, who clearly wants out. We were supposed to have Andy on our show Ultras Alive, but he was advised against it.

Here’s a quote from the Costa Rican striker’s Facebook account: “I’m not running away.. is not my style, I love this challenges, the real reason, is because a spoke to the owner.. for the team benefit but Daryl see it the other way.. 17 years playing pro..never see this.. thanks to all of you..and God bless..”

4. No one in the NASL took more shots last year than Strikers midfielder Mark Anderson, and it brought him 11 goals. Through four games, though, he’s without a goal. Is it time to worry?

Mark Anderson had a pre-season injury that he is still getting over. That said, he is in a slump for sure. He has missed clear shots that he would have put away last year… but we are not worried yet. The best thing for Mark will be Walter Restrepo getting back into the starting lineup, as Anderson plays much better when Restrepo is on the field. Last year Mark went into a similar slump when Walter got injured. Look for Restrepo to start this weekend.

5. Can Fort Lauderdale turn it around this spring, or is it time for them to start looking toward the fall season?

Technically the Strikers are still in the hunt for the spring championship, but they need to go on winning streak pronto. While I hope for the best, I fear the worst. I am not confident they can dig their way out of the basement for a Championship run. They are one of the lower payroll teams in the league, and it shows. Lucky for the Strikers, they can have a fresh start in the fall.

 

My thanks to Pieter for helping out with the Q&A this week.

Weekend Links: A bygone sports era

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There was a time when today would have been one of the biggest sports days of the year. The Kentucky Derby is this afternoon, and the best boxer in the world is defending his welterweight title tonight. Throw in an afternoon Game of the Week in baseball, and it would have been a great Saturday.

Times, of course, have changed. The biggest Derby-related story is that Rick Pitino owns part of a horse that’s running. The boxing match is stuck on pay-per-view. (Seriously? $59.99, in the era of UFC for free on television?) And baseball has become a sport that’s based on local television, a sport that still gets huge ratings except that those ratings are split 15 ways every day.

It makes you wonder what the next sport to fall will be, like horse racing and boxing before them. Football is the biggest sport in North America, and is on TV so much that it’ll always do well unless television somehow becomes unpopular. Basketball keeps getting better at the pro level, thanks to its growth around the world, and is the only sport in which the college game might actually be more popular. Hockey, never that nationally popular in the USA, will always have its Canadian bulwark to fall back on. Soccer’s trajectory is only headed upwards. Auto racing has been fun in every era, whether NASCAR or Formula One.

For now, though, it’d be a good day to relieve the past. Put on a suit and tie and, crucially, a hat, get yourself some form of health-giving tobacco product, and sit down and watch the ponies run, and a couple of gentlemen try to beat each other’s skulls flat. Turn on the Yankees game. It’ll be your very own sports version of “Mad Men.”

*On with the links:

*Given that it’s Derby day, it’s a good chance to link again to Grantland’s director’s cut of Hunter S. Thompson’s famous “The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved.”

*I’m not entirely sure what’s going on in Portland. They have one of the two best game-day atmospheres in Major League Soccer, along with Seattle. They sold 7,000+ season tickets for their women’s pro team, more than any other team in the league has drawn for a game. And they drew more than 3,000 fans — really — for a Make-A-Wish Foundation game against an eight-year-old’s team. The fans even created banners for the youth team, the Green Machine. Yeah, I know hipsters and fixed-gear bikes and craft beer, but seriously: why has Portland embraced soccer at all its levels more than maybe anywhere else in the world?

*The Wild drew their highest-ever rating on Fox Sports North on Tuesday, which is impressive. Given that the Game 7 of the Wild-Canucks series in 2003 drew a 67 share on FOX 9, though – that’s two out of every three people watching TV – there’s still some room to grow.

*I enjoyed this David Kahn exit post from Patrick Reusse, which does point out one thing about Kahn: despite being a woeful president of basketball operations for the Timberwolves, he was always polite and decent, despite the over-the-top criticism he received. I don’t think I’d have been able to do the same.

*And finally, let’s go back to horse racing, where Spencer Hall, Jon Bois, and Martin Rickman have combined to come up with a list of the worst possible horse names. Key entry: “Ketchup Sandwich, in Lieu of a Family.”

SoccerCentric: Late equalizer is a dream for one, a nightmare for another

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After trailing 1-0 at halftime, Minnesota United FC striker Etienne Barbara scored twice in eight minutes to give his team a 2-1 lead. But in the 84th minute, Carolina’s Enzo Martinez tied up the game with a blast from outside the penalty area, turning what looked to be a Minnesota win into a 2-2 draw.

Every goal has two sides. For Martinez, it was a dream start – a delayed start, but a dream one. Martinez, who played his college soccer at North Carolina, spent all of last season with Real Salt Lake in MLS, but didn’t appear in a first-team match. He hadn’t appeared in one this year, either, and on Tuesday he got a call from RSL’s general manager, telling him he was headed to Carolina on loan.   “We had a day off Tuesday, then I trained Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday with the club,” he said. He was so new to the team that his number, 19, wasn’t even listed in the game program.

Martinez started the game on the bench, but with fifteen minutes to go, RailHawks coach Colin Clarke threw him on the field for his professional debut, albeit at a different position than he was used to. Said Martinez, “I hadn’t played forward since high school… I’m just thankful he gave me fifteen minutes to showcase myself.”

On the other sideline, Barbara was kicking himself – for not kicking Martinez. He’d scored two goals, but blamed himself for Carolina’s second. “I want to tell you that I feel fantastic, but I feel bad that we didn’t get the three points,” he said. “I should have defended better when he scored the second goal.”

After knocking Martinez off balance twice, Barbara expected him to fall, not turn and strike the ball for the equalizer. “I thought he was going to fall down and I would get a yellow card,” he said. “I was afraid to get a card. But now that he scored, I’m like, shoot, I should have got a card and fouled him. I don’t know. It’s what I thought at the time and I got penalized for it.”

A penalty between old friends

Barbara’s second goal was a penalty, following a rocket shot by United midfielder Michael Reed that Carolina defender Paul Hamilton stopped with his arm. Simone Bracalello had taken Minnesota’s penalties in the previous two games, one in each game, but it was Barbara that stepped up – in part, due to his inside information on Carolina keeper Akira Fitzgerald.

“I know Akira, I trained with him for more than a year, and I felt confident about the PK”, said Barbara, who played with Fitzgerald in Carolina in 2011. “He came and shook my hand and he told me, ‘You got this,’ and I got it. It was very nice of him, I appreciate it.”

One eye on the standings

It may only be the fourth game of the season, but everyone’s mind is already on the NASL standings. Both head coach Manny Lagos and goalkeeper Daryl Sattler asked me about the night’s other results, and both were visibly disappointed when I told them that Tampa Bay had drawn 1-1 with Edmonton. The Rowdies had been tied for first place with both Minnesota and Carolina coming into the match – and now, all three are tied with eight points, instead of seven.

Lagos, in fact, seemed more frustrated the longer I talked to him. Though he was happy that the team had fought back from 1-0 down, he clearly felt his team had wasted a chance to get some distance at the top of the standings.

Atlanta and San Antonio also drew, 2-2, which left the league standings right where they began the night – three teams on top, and Atlanta one point behind.