Weekend Links

*This is the fourth straight Saturday I’ve written, in one way or another, about the communality of sports. I need a new topic. As always, these links appeared first at RandBall, your home for unexpected adulthood. *

I write a lot about the community aspect of being a sports fan, in part because of my first experience with live sports: Ortonville High School sporting events. Ortonville played in about 98% of the sporting events I attended before I left for college, and virtually all of the football games, and by now, time and selective memory have crystallized these Friday night clashes into the perfect sporting experience.

In my memory, the whole town showed up for the games; you could have walked down the center of Main Street, firing off pistols like Yosemite Sam, and nobody would have cared or indeed noticed. Back in those days, before the new track was installed, you could park your car at the edge of the football field and watch from there – an inexpressible luxury for a young boy, because it meant you could warm up, listen to the radio broadcast, AND honk the horn after touchdowns. At halftime, kids of a certain age were allowed on the field to participate in what was less of an actual football game and more of a rolling maul of children; every so often, hats or gloves or the occasional third-grader would be thrown wildly from the pile, but it was otherwise a happy riot of kids beating each other up on the 30-yard-line.

Of course, this probably isn’t what it was like at all. Half the town probably had better things to do, and it’s telling that I can’t remember the final score of a single game. But I keep searching for this experience, from all sports. I’m trying to find the one that best approximates the feeling of being out on a Friday night, surrounded by all of your friends and most of the rest of the town. We’re watching our guys take on the heathens from the next town over, and if we’re lucky, later we’ll get some popcorn from the concessions stand.

I’ve yet to find it. But I keep trying. And if any local sports team, professional, college, or prep, is willing to let me pull up a car to the edge of their field and watch the game from there, I am willing to pay handsomely for the privilege.

*On with the links:

*For those of us who are hoping that the Twins will put a minor-league affiliate in St. Paul, here’s a great explanation from Jim Crikket of the Knuckleballs blog of why that’s not going to happen anytime soon.

*Bloge Salming and Down Goes Brown have collaborated to get you the outtakes from the NHLPA’s message to fans. That’s the hardest I’ve laughed about the NHL lockout since I saw the owners’ first proposal.

*Matthew Callan at The Classical remembers the 1999 baseball umpires’ strike, which ended up going almost opposite the way the NFL ref lockout did.

*Will Leitch at Sports on Earth writes about how Steve Spurrier is going to kill sports journalism. No, seriously.

*Over at Canis Hoopus, writer Oceanary looks at the new faces on the Timberwolves this year.

*And finally: Here’s Eli Manning, staring at a lawnmower for no reason.

Previewing the Stars-Scorpions Ice Bowl

Tonight, the Minnesota Stars take on the San Antonio Scorpions in the first leg of the NASL semifinals. The game’s in Minnesota, where the temperature at the moment is barely above freezing – and it’s not likely to warm up a whole lot before game time.

That’s just one of the things I talked about with Stars coach Manny Lagos and team captain Kyle Altman for my SBN Minnesota game preview, which is hopefully the best preview you’ll find anywhere.

Weekend Links

References to Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs? SOMEbody was feeling highbrow. As always, these links appeared first at RandBall.

The need to belong and be loved is one of our basic needs as humans. Abraham Maslow, in creating his hierarchy of needs, stuck it right above the basics of physical existence (i.e. eating) and safety. It’s instructive to note that the medium that I’m using to communicate to you right now, the internet, was originally invented to make it easier for researchers to talk to each other; all of the things that the internet lets us do – chiefly, exchange pictures of cats in mildly entertaining situations – are the outgrowth of letting us connect more easily with each other.

I mention this because I really think you should get a Twitter account. Of all the ways that the internet brings us together, Twitter is the best, and to me there’s really no comparison. Other social sites are mostly great for pictures – Pinterest, of things that interest you; Facebook, of you and your kids; Reddit, of your pets; Instagram, of things you’re eating. But ultimately these strike me as just ways of showing off, like walking around and broadcasting vacation slides on a constant loop.

Twitter, on the other hand, allows you to connect with people; alone among the social networks, that’s its defining function. The great thing about Twitter is that it allows you to become part of any community you choose. No matter how small the community or esoteric the interest, there are people tweeting about it, and that goes double for sports – you can become a fan in the crowd of anything, no matter where you are or who the team.

One of the great things about sports is that it allows us to be part of something bigger than ourselves – to belong, to be loved and accepted. Twitter enables that. Twitter makes us belong. So get on Twitter, and start talking about the Vikings, or the Twins, or about a rugby club in Perth, Australia. You can make that happen. I think that Maslow would approve.

On with the links, which this week have a theme, which I’m calling “Talking Us Through”:

*Twins closer Glen Perkins talks Joe Ponsnaski through his Tuesday night save against the Yankees.

*Referee Ed “Pipes” Hochuli talks Steve Rushin through a typical play from the referee’s point of view. (NOTE: link not applicable to replacement referees, who were never sure what they were looking at.)

*Chris Brown at Grantland talks us through the evolution of the football’s zone blitz, and how this replacement for man-to-man coverage has started itself incorporating man-to-man coverage within the zone.

*Chuck Klosterman, also at Grantland, talks us through how fantasy football has destroyed our perceptions of NFL players as human beings.

*And finally: Down Goes Brown talks us through how they think NHL teams are probably saving money during the lockout. (The Wild get a joke! We’ve really made it big time!)

Previewing The Un-preview-able World Baseball Classic

Last night I happened to wonder about the World Baseball Classic. I started poking around the internet for information, before realizing that – six months before the tournament – there is none.

Fans don’t take the tournament seriously because baseball doesn’t take the tournament seriously, and such will it ever be, unless the latter changes.

For actual news, there’s also my Twins-Yankees series preview.