The Twins recently won an auction to negotiate with Japanese middle infielder Tsuyoshi Nishioka, who – if he comes to agreement with the team – may well be the starting shortstop or second baseman next season. So of course, being the insightful guy I am, I decided to make jokes about his name.

Here’s my weekly post from Twinkie Town: The Top Ten Ways to Mispronounce “Tsuyoshi Nishioka.”