Last year, we all got a lot of good laughs out of Carl Pavano’s mustache. Local genius Stu came up with a wonderful personification of the mustache, a character naturally called “Pavstache,” who likes two-day-old coffee, unfiltered cigarettes, explosions, and waitresses from chain breakfast places.

Well, Carl has shaved the ‘stache, and he’s not sure if he’s going to bring it back. Naturally, then, I wrote something for Twinkie Town in which the Pavstache tries to pass the torch to a new Twins hairstyle personification – in this case, the semi-spiky hairdo Joe Mauer sported at TwinsFest (that looked, at least to me, like it belonged in the mid-to-late 1990s.)

If none of this makes sense to you, that’s because you’re normal.