Last week, Twins catcher Joe Mauer went on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon to promote the video game “MLB ’11 The Show.” Mauer answered some two-year-old questions from Fallon, then beat the host in a quick round of video-game Home Run Derby, hitting his only home run to the opposite field (naturally).

With this in mind, we can probably retitle my Twinkie Town post from last week, which was titled “Eleven Things Joe Mauer Won’t Say On Jimmy Fallon.” He didn’t say any of them, which is not too surprising, considering two of them were highly insulting to neighboring states and at least one was insulting towards the show itself.

At any rate, the whole thing’s part of my longer effort to spend most of the offseason saying ridiculous (as opposed to useful) things about the Twins, so even though it’s now out of date, I encourage you to check it out.