Well, this certainly turned into a wild day. Jim Thome blasted home runs 599 and 600 in Detroit. Delmon Young got traded to the opposite dugout. And I wrote a memo from an alternate-universe Bill Smith. And as if making fun of Smith and Delmon wasn’t enough, I also took a few shots at Francisco Liriano.

It’s pretty rare that I write four posts in a day that I think are worthy of reading, but today turned into one of those days.