Monday at Twinkie Town, I decided it was time to start making fun of Tsuyoshi Nishioka. I cannot think of anyone more deserving; he truly has been the biggest bust of an acquisition the Twins have had since Tommy Herr.

I suppose I could have written about all of the numbers and statistics that would prove that Nishioka has been one of the worst players in baseball this year. But it’s more fun to just write something in which Nishioka is incompetent at more than just baseball.