I did some more Twins Venn Diagrams over at Twinkie Town.

I’m told that Volume Two was meaner than Volume One. My only explanation for this is that the Twins were worse this time. And that Tsuyoshi Nishioka has robbed me of the ability to be nice about the Twins.

I also reviewed Joe Mauer’s new Anytime Fitness commercial, which is best summed up by this line: “What deep, dark secret is Joe Mauer hiding that he feels the need to do commercials in which he makes a teddy bear wave to people?”