A Memo From The Twins Training Staff

Today’s Twinkie Town post is a fake memo from the training staff.

I don’t know how good Minnesota’s medical staff is, but I know that it’s certainly easy to make jokes about the staff’s incompetence. I guess my great fear is that some of this is true, especially the jokes about Kyle Gibson.

(NOTE: My dad came up with the idea for this post. I will be giving him a cut of my $0 royalties. Though, given some of his past opinions, I think he’s probably just mad that I didn’t call Joe Mauer a pantywaist and accuse him of malingering and stealing money.)