At Twinkie Town today, I wrote about a few more fictional scenes from what the Twins are up to this off-season. Kevin Slowey flips out over a board game, Danny Valencia tries to run from a car, and the Pavstache acts like the Pavstache.

The first comment: “This is really long. Can you point me to the part that you think is funny?’ Once again, free writing wastes the Internet’s time.