The Twins, who lost 99 games in 2011, spent the first portion of their offseason trying to reassemble that 2011 team for another run in 2012. It seemed like a good time to break out another Twinhua News Agency post.

Later on that Monday, rumors began to fly that Minnesota was looking to sign Oakland outfielder Josh Willingham and let Michael Cuddyer walk. Clearly, the satire found its mark at the highest levels. (Or something.)