For those that are in the market for a new favorite player on the Twins, I’ve put up a helpful guide to the new arrivals at Twinkie Town.

It’s spring training for the writers, too, so I’m still working out my inept characterizations of all of these guys. Josh Willingham has an Alabama accent, which makes things easier, and Jamey Carroll is 72 years old, but beyond that I’m having to work hard to come up with jokes.