Opening Day for the Twins is Friday – which is why it’s so important that we take a look back at the 2012 season now, before it even starts. It’s the 2012 Minnesota Twins Season In Review.

This is the sixth edition of this column, and it gets harder to write every year, mostly because I have to think of new jokes for the same players. There are almost no Joe Mauer jokes this year, for example; I’m kind of fresh out. Nevertheless, it might be my favorite thing to write all year.