Monday is usually the day on which my goofy Twins column of the week is posted, but Monday night happened to be the first round of the MLB Draft. Since the Twins are terrible, and had three picks in the first round and first supplemental round, fun was shunted aside in favor of one of the more exciting days the team is likely to have this year.

As for me, I previewed the draft, previewed the week ahead for the Twins, and compared Byron Buxton to B.J. Upton like three different times.