Over at Twinkie Town, I noted that the hated Yankees are on track to sell an astonishing $14 million worth of Yankees-branded cologne. With those kind of numbers, it was worth coming up with a cologne for the other 29 teams, as well.

(I also wrote a series preview and a post about roster moves, but those are pretty stale by now. Enjoy them for the bad, hurtful jokes, I guess.)