There was a moment in the eighth inning of Monday’s Twins win against Kansas City when I realized what it seems like Minnesota has been missing all season.

It wasn’t when Edouard Julien led off the inning with a towering homer to right field, one that gave the Twins the lead back, after they’d given it away in the top of the eighth. It wasn’t even when Michael A. Taylor pulled off a safety squeeze, scoring Joey Gallo to make it 5-3.

It was a couple of batters later, when Alex Kirilloff singled. It was, in the box score, the fifth consecutive Twins hit, all singles; it made the game 8-3.

When was the last time the Twins got five consecutive hits, four of them with runners in scoring position?

When was the last time the Twins had an inning like this - an old-fashioned rally?

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TIRED: Emanuel Reynoso needs to be here for the entire MNUFC season.
WIRED: Give Emanuel Reynoso half the season off, then watch him torch the league for the rest of the year.

It worked in 2020, when Reynoso’s midseason arrival was the impetus for the Loons to make the playoffs and go all the way to the conference finals. And it’s working now, especially on Saturday, as Reynoso scored twice on the way to a 4-1 MNUFC victory against Portland.

Reynoso’s first game of the year was June 3. Since June 1, among players that have played at least one game in that span, he’s leading the league in xG + xA, and second in MLS in Goals Added (both of those stats are from American Soccer Analysis).

Effectively, they have added the best player in the league.

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Happy Canada Day! The celebration of the day that Canada became a country! Because, apparently, the British were mostly tired of them? I can’t say I understand; we Americans have spent so much time lionizing the American Revolution that it’s kind of hard to conceive that, a few decades later, the British would just decide that it’d be better for everyone if they left Canada alone.

Also I think that most Americans think of Canada, in general, as part of the United States. Not technically part of the United States, of course, but basically just the same thing with small differences. Like how Wisconsin has sideways stoplights for some reason.

Anyway, you didn’t come here for talk about Canada. You came here for talk about the Twins, who won 8-1 in Baltimore, on the heels of their players-only meeting in Atlanta after they scored three runs in three days in Georgia.

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

First of all, the Lynx scored a bunch of points, led by Napheesa Collier and backed up on the scoresheet by contributions from Diamond Miller and Kayla McBride, and Minnesota outran Seattle.

Throw in that the Minnesota Aurora won again, and that the Saints scored double-digit runs, and Thursday night in Minnesota sports had some real déjà vu going on.

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The Twins have had a number of low points in June. There was the series they got destroyed by Tampa Bay. There was the games they dropped at home to Cleveland. There was the series they lost three out of four to Detroit.

By the sounds of it, though, Wednesday was the lowest point yet. The Twins lost 3-0 at Atlanta, and they got four hits and struck out 14 times, including eight times against Kolby Allard, owner of a 6.07 career ERA.

Before Wednesday, Allard had made 65 appearances in the majors, and 35 starts, and had struck out eight or more hitters exactly twice. And Wednesday, he did it in 4.2 innings.

Postgame, the players held the dreaded players-only meeting - apparently ordered by the manager - where I assume the pitching staff lined up and pelted the hitters with rotten fruit. In another room, Rocco Baldelli unloaded to the media, by which I mean he gave off his angriest vibes of all: those of a soft-spoken fourth-grade teacher who’s unhappy with his class’s behavior.

At least Baldelli’s quotes indicate he’s been watching the games. “What we’re doing right now is frustrating,” he said, “because that’s madness going out there and doing the same stuff over and over and over again.” He feels just like the fans who turn on the game every day!

Cleveland’s in first place in the AL Central this morning. Avert your eyes, America!

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On May 30, Lynx rookie Diamond Miller rolled her ankle in an extremely painful-looking way, then left the game. It was a sad injury, but also the Lynx were in the process of running their season record to 0-5, so it kind of got lost in the shuffle a little bit; it was hard to keep track of all the things that were going wrong for Minnesota at that point of the year.

Tuesday night, she returned to the floor for Minnesota. She scored 18 points, played 31 minutes, was a plus-21 for the night, and in the process reminded everyone: oh yeah! The Lynx have the number-2 pick on their roster! There’s actual hope here!

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Baseball is unpredictable. In fact, all of sports are unpredictable. It’s part of the reason why they’re so much fun to watch. If they were predictable, there’d be no point in turning the game on.

So when the Twins matched up against Spencer Strider, the young fireballer from Atlanta that leads the league in strikeouts, that strikes out hitters like he’s a late-inning reliever, that throws 98 on the corners… well, you have to believe in that unpredictability. You have to believe that it’s baseball and anything can happen.

But that all said: you can’t exactly be surprised about Monday’s result, a 4-1 loss for the Twins.

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The Loons returned this weekend, and the Twins played twice more in Detroit, but surely there’s only one news item we can talk about first today: The Timberwolves are re-signing Naz Reid.

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There are a bunch of different things you can lead with, regarding the Twins’ 4-1 win in Detroit on Friday night. Sure, you could talk about Kenta Maeda’s triumphant return, as he struck out eight and held the Tigers scoreless over five innings. Sure, you could talk about Royce Lewis homering in the second inning, or Max Kepler homering two batters later.

The most fun, though, is to talk about home plate umpire Lance Barrett, who had a deadly combination going in this one: he was both doing a terrible job, and also he was grumpy about it.

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(Title Card: An Exasperated Dad Talks To The Minnesota Twins)

I mean, was that so hard?

Really. We’re asking you, the Minnesota Twins. Was that so hard?

After all, you don’t seem to have listened very well this year. This whole season, all we’ve been telling you is that if you just have your starting pitcher throw the game of his life, plus have your best players hit a bunch of home runs, you’re going to win some baseball games!

You want to think about listening to us, for once?

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