Tuesday’s biggest news was the official signing of goalkeeper Eric Dick, who the Loons thought highly enough of that they spent a Re-Entry Draft pick on him in order to grab his negotiating rights.

Dick is 27, and has mostly been a USL backup for four years, though he did play one (sadly disastrous) game for Sporting KC in 2019. At 6’5”, size may be his greatest asset; he was an All-American at Butler in 2017, and was SKC’s first-round draft pick that offseason, but since then he’s only managed to grab 30 starts across four seasons on loan in the USL.

All in all, he’s got the classic third-keeper makeup. In fact, he could be a double for the Loons’ 2021 third keeper, Adrian Zendejas, who was also mostly a USL backup (for six years), and also played one game for Sporting KC in 2019.

For the moment, he is a bit between a rock and a hard place. The Loons have two experienced goalkeepers in front of him, in Tyler Miller and Dayne St. Clair. They also have a homegrown keeper, Fred Emmings, who is desperately in need of game time, and who you would have to think is going to get most of the games in goal for MNUFC2 this season.

Which would leave Dick to set out cones and generally be a good teammate and work hard in training.

But. But. MNUFC play-by-play guy Callum Williams, who’s pretty plugged in to all things Loons, has said repeatedly that he expects either Miller or St. Clair to leave before this season begins. St. Clair is signed for at least three more years plus a team option, Miller for just one more plus a team option. Miller is 28, St. Clair is 24.

So who will it be? Miller was first-choice in 2020, then got hurt, and St. Clair came in and saved the Loons’ bacon down the stretch, nearly pushing them all the way to MLS Cup. That earned him the starting spot come 2021, but when the team face-planted out of the starting gate, losing four in a row and giving up ten goals, St. Clair took the fall. Miller never relinquished his spot, starting the next 30 games.

Of course, then Miller got Covid and missed the playoff game, and St. Clair came in and gave up three more goals, giving him the ugly stat line of 13 goals allowed in five games.

And so the Loons have two keepers who are, potentially, their first-choice keeper. Unless you assume that one is going to get hurt - or that you need to hold onto a scapegoat for another face-plant - that’s too many first-choice keepers.

Which is why you could potentially expect one of them to depart. And if that happens, then Eric Dick is one strained hip flexor away from being the man for MNUFC.

You hope that the Loons have the scouting right on this one, because suddenly this signing seems a lot more important than just a keeper-depth kind of thing.

Jerry Zgoda with the Star Tribune has your training report from Tuesday. Near as I can tell, it boils down to “if a player occupies an international slot on the roster, for one reason or another, he is not yet in training.”

Happy MNUFC preseason! The Loons started their preparations yesterday in Blaine, and also announced their preseason schedule yesterday, a timeline which - when you think about it - is a little hard to believe. Here’s what fans need to know:

• The Loons are playing five preseason games, two in Florida (against Chicago and Orlando City) and three in the Portland Timbers’ preseason tournament (rumored to be against Portland, Real Salt Lake, and Viking FC of Norway)
• You cannot attend any of those matches
• You cannot even WATCH those matches online
• The less you think about these matches the better, I guess?

This still feels counterproductive to me. MLB spring training is practically a national holiday. The NFL, NBA, and NHL televise most of their preseason games.

I’m not saying that there would even be a ton of Loons fans who are likely to watch these preseason scrimmages, but there are certainly a few! Enough that it has to be worth it to, like, point a phone at the game and invite fans to join a Zoom call or something.

Sometimes MLS, as a whole, gives off the impression that they want you to be a fan, but not TOO big of a fan. Just sort of a casual observer, but with deep pockets.

As for training itself, Jerry Zgoda, in the Star Tribune, notes that several big-name players are missing, via international duty, international paperwork, military duty, and Covid. So we’re one day into the preseason and already the entire squad is back in mid-2021 form.

In other news, the Twitter rumor mill is aflame that former MNUFC striker Luis Amarilla was not coming back to MNUFC at all, but instead was heading to Nacional in Uruguay, or possibly elsewhere in South America, or perhaps to Minnesota after all, fooled you!

I won’t link to the tweets because they do tend to strike you as agents playing games. Then again, Rafael Navarro was all but done and dusted to arrive in Minnesota from Botafogo, when suddenly Palmeiras swooped in to make him their 2,000th signing of the off-season. So perhaps there is truth to this after all.

I questioned last week whether the Loons had enough space for all these forwards, but if Amarilla isn’t in the picture, then there’s really no muddle at all - and the Abu Danladi signing seems extremely necessary, rather than kind of confusing.

Eleven days until the first pre-season game. 39 until the first regular season game. The shortest off-season ever gets ever shorter.

Remember the first month of the pandemic in 2020, when Americans all learned about supply chain shortages, through the medium of toilet paper? We definitely took toilet paper for granted. We didn’t think it was possible to run out of toilet paper. And so when there was a shortage, we vowed that when the time came, we’d stock up forever, and we’d never get caught short again.

Remember when Minnesota United ran out of forwards last year? Franco Fragapane got hurt, then Robin Lod and Niko Hansen got hurt at the same time, and then Juan Agudelo and Justin McMaster went down too.

Minnesota United definitely took forwards for granted. They didn’t think it was possible to run out of forwards. And so they clearly vowed that when the time came, they’d stock up forever, and they’d never get caught short again.

Yesterday, MNUFC announced that they were reuniting with forward Abu Danladi, who they picked first in the 2017 MLS SuperDraft but later lost in to Nashville in the expansion draft prior to the 2020 season. Jerry Zgoda from the Star Tribune also says they’re close to finalizing Luis Amarilla’s return, as well.

The Loons have played with a front three for years. Here is the current list of players that can play across that front three.

1. Adrien Hunou
2. Robin Lod
3. Franco Fragapane
4. Luis Amarilla
5. Bongokuhle Hlongwane
6. Abu Danladi
7. Niko Hansen
8. Tani Oluwaseyi (drafted, not yet signed)
9. Aziel Jackson
10. Justin McMaster
11. Thomas Williamson (signed to MNUFC2)

That’s a lot of guys! Even if you assume that Oluwaseyi and Jackson and McMaster, and for all I know Hlongwane too, are also slated for MNUFC2, you still begin to wonder if there’s enough minutes there for everyone.

One of the specific things I’m wondering about is the plan for Hunou this year. The Frenchman was in a weird spot last year, having to acclimate to a new country and a new league, all while suddenly having virtually the entire scoring burden thrust upon him as everyone else got hurt.

He made 22 starts, had trouble finishing his chances (seven goals on 10.2 xG), and only completed a full 90 minutes twice, which is not the kind of production the Loons needed out of their Designated Player number 9. But he was plowing through the end of what was effectively a 15-month season, having come over near the end of the French season, and was trying to adapt on the fly to a league which is famously difficult to adapt to.

So maybe we just need to cut him some slack.

Where do the Loons see him? They can’t really afford to not play him. But at the same time, the tandem of Amarilla and Danladi would have, as recently as two years ago, been sufficient as the entire plan at striker. Having Hunou AND Amarilla AND Danladi seems like overkill.

But you run out of toilet paper once, and suddenly having too much doesn’t seem like too much of a problem.

My notes have 27 guys signed to the first-team roster for next year, and here’s how that breaks down by position (4-2-1-3 for clarity’s sake):

GK: 3 - Miller, St. Clair, Emmings

DF: 8 - Boxall, Dibassy, Métanire, Gasper, Kallman, Montgomery, Kibunguchy, Taylor

MF: 4 - Trapp, Dotson, Rosales, Hayes

10: 1 - Reynoso

FW: 11 (the above plus Patrick Weah, who’s out with an ACL injury)

There’s almost certainly some sliding and moving that will happen with this roster and MNUFC2 (assuming that this is a thing). For example, Heath is on record as wanting to bring in a young center back and a fullback that can play either side.

That can’t bode well for Montgomery, Kibunguchy, and Taylor - two young center backs and a fullback that can play either side.

Overall, the roster still seems short in the midfield.

I assume that today, MNUFC will announce that Ramón Ábila, Ángelo Rodríguez, Mason Toye, and Christian Ramirez are all part of this year’s squad. Stocking up!

Trying to divine the setup of an MLS roster can drive a strong man mad. The 2022 MNUFC roster, even in its partially formed state, is no different.

By my count, MNUFC has a designated player spot and perhaps four other senior roster spots open, at the moment. They may well not fill two of those, to retain some flexibility - for example, they needed an open spot last year to sign Fanendo Adi in mid-season.

Let’s assume that the rumors are true and that Luis Amarilla is returning to the Loons. Amarilla signed in 2020, promised 25 goals, got hurt and missed most of the year, then couldn’t come to an agreement to return in 2021. He’d be welcome back in Minnesota. He’d also be, by my count, the ninth international player on the roster, assuming that draftee Tani Oluwaseyi - who is Nigerian by way of Canada - is also signed.

Note: this also assumes that Robin Lod, who was trying to get a green card last year, did get one - and that Romain Métanire, who was also trying but is still listed as an international on the roster, didn’t.

That’s too many. You can’t have more than eight internationals. You can buy an international spot from another team, but as yet, MNUFC hasn’t done this.

But maybe someone else got a green card! The online roster isn’t updated, probably.

Also this talk about roster spots is making some assumptions about who is and is not on the senior roster (that’s spots 1-20), versus on the supplemental roster (spots 21-30). For example, Dayne St. Clair was on the supplemental roster last year, but signed a new deal in the offseason and also - if I’m reading the rules right - aged out of eligibility to be on the supplemental roster. Same goes for Chase Gasper and Hassani Dotson.

The roster doesn’t reflect any of that. Which could mean it’s not updated, and could also mean that I’m completely wrong.

And also, I have absolutely no idea how MNUFC2 is going to affect this. The Loons signed Thomas Williamson, who was San Jose’s first-round pick last year, to the MNUFC2 roster for 2022, when in past years he would have been exactly the type of player that they’d put on the supplemental roster.

Does MNUFC2 effectively give the Loons an extra 18 or 20 supplemental roster spots? Can Oluwaseyi, or guys like Callum Montgomery and Nabi Kibunguchy who have been on loan in the past, simply be part of the MNUFC2 roster instead of the first-team roster?

I guess what I’m saying is that, before the season begins next month, the Loons are likely to bring in anywhere between two and twenty-two new players.

Both Andy Greder and Jerry Zgoda quoted Heath on Monday suggesting that, apart from Amarilla, the Loons were looking to add a young center back and a fullback to the roster.

If I was DJ Taylor (six starts at fullback last year), or Montgomery or Kibunguchy (both young center backs who were on loan last year), I don’t think I would have enjoyed hearing that from my coach.

Midfield has to be a priority, too. The Loons had four players to man the middle of the team’s 4-2-1-3, and lost two of them this offseason, with Ozzie Alonso going to Atlanta and Ján Greguš headed to San Jose. They have Jacori Hayes and youngster Joseph Rosales as cover, but surely they’ll want someone else as well.

It apparently won’t be Thomás Chacón, who seems to be on the way out of the club. Perhaps Rosales has been earmarked for a bigger role than expected.

With preseason beginning next week, we’re starting to get some answers on the Loons roster.

Lastly, Connor Fleming from The18.com put together a list of the greatest hits from South African fans on MNUFC’s Facebook page, following the signing of Bongokuhle Hlongwane. It’s truly hilarious, but also should strengthen the resolve of all Loons fans to take care of South Africa’s beautiful son.

I watched some of the eMLS last night, and let me tell you: I did not understand how eMLS works.

I assumed that signing up to play for an eMLS team meant that you had to play with the associated team in your FIFA games, but that is not the case. The Loons were wearing the Loons jerseys, but that was pretty much the end of the similarities.

Anyway, Ronaldo had a hat-trick for the Loons in the game I watched - not Cristiano Ronaldo, the Brazilian one from twenty years ago - with most of them assisted by Neymar or Kylian Mbappé.

So not only is there a fantasy component, there is time travel as well.

MNUFC’s eMLS player, a guy named Ehsan “Lamps” Zakeri, kept saying he was having trouble with his game lagging, but you couldn’t tell from how much he dominated. Lamps in eMLS »> Lamps for NYCFC?

In news that makes me sound less like a senior citizen, MNUFC made one selection in the 2022 MLS Superdraft, taking striker Tani Oluwaseyi from St. John’s University with the 17th pick.

It’s the third time in six years that the Loons have spent their top pick on a toolsy forward, and the others didn’t work out that well. Abu Danladi, the top pick in the 2017 draft, was mostly a bust; he had eight goals in 2017 but injuries and other struggles derailed his career afterwards.

A year later, the Loons took Mason Toye, who showed flashes - enough, at least, for the Loons to send him to Montreal late in the 2020 season, in exchange for a fair chunk of cash. Toye still may come through and be a success, but it won’t be for the Loons.

David Gass, who covers Big East soccer and also regularly appears on the MLS Extratime podcast, was high on Oluwaseyi, and thinks he can challenge for a roster spot and be a contributor in MLS in 2022, so that’s a positive note.

Plus, just yesterday I was writing about how MNUFC2 will provide opportunities for young players who need games, and here we are already and MNUFC has a young player who might need some games! The system works.

The depth chart for the front three is starting to look interesting. Beyond Adrien Hunou, Franco Fragapane, and Robin Lod, the team now has added Bongokuhle Hlongwane and Oluwaseyi. Niko Hansen, Aziel Jackson, and Justin McMaster are holdovers from last year, too.

There are options, at least. And given that last year at one point the Loons were down to “maybe Hassani Dotson can play wing” and “maybe Fanendo Adi has something left in the tank,” options are what they needed.

Also, in preseason news, Adrian Heath had an Emanuel Reynoso update in his draft press conference:

In a draft-day media call just now, #MNUFC's Adrian Heath said Emanuel Reynoso "for sure" will be in Blaine for training next week. He wouldn't comment further, other than to say club is working with MLS to review allegations made after he was arrested in Argentina last month.

— Jerry Zgoda (@JerryZgoda) January 11, 2022

There was lots more from the presser, so I advise you to read Jerry Zgoda’s notebook in the Star Tribune, or Andy Greder’s notebook in the Pioneer Press, or - ideally, of course - both.

Major League Soccer is launching its own developmental league this year, which they’re calling MLS NEXT Pro. It’ll have 23 teams this year, 22 of which are MLS-affiliated teams, plus an independent team in Rochester, NY. For Loons fans, the important thing is that for the first time, MNUFC will have its very own developmental squad, called - inevitably - MNUFC2.

When this was first announced, the consensus on Twitter was that the team should be called MN2FC, the Toonies (after the Canadian two-dollar coin), or the Doubloons.

Friday, the team held a press conference with MNUFC2 coach Cameron Knowles, who was a video coach with the Loons last year, and prior to that was the head man with Portland Timbers 2 in the USL Championship. Jerry Zgoda sums it up here for the Star Tribune, and Knowles said nothing unexpected.

The gist is that MNUFC2 will be a little bit like every level of minor league baseball, all rolled into one. It’ll be a spot for MNUFC first-team players that aren’t playing much to get a few games - in that way, it’ll be like a Triple-A team. It’ll be a spot for young, developing players to establish themselves as pros, like a Double-A team. And it’ll be a place for really young players - academy age, like late teens - to test themselves at a higher level, like Single-A or rookie ball.

As such, like in any minor league, the priorities for MNUFC2 will be a little bit skewed from what they might be otherwise, because the goal is to develop players while also winning as much as possible. It’ll be the same as it is for Wild fans checking on AHL Iowa’s results, or Twins fans looking at the St. Paul Saints boxscore - less about whether Iowa or St. Paul won, more about whether Marco Rossi scored or whether Jose Miranda got three hits.

Knowles didn’t know where the team will play, when the season will start, or how long the season will be; he said he’d been told that they were looking at a 24-game season beginning in late March, but noted that it was subject to change.

It feels like this is really the most significant re-shaping of the lower-division soccer landscape we’ve seen in the past few years, certainly the biggest change since the NASL (version 2) finally capsized. One of the odd things about the USL over the past few years has been the presence of MLS affiliate teams, whose incentives didn’t always line up with the traditional incentive of “winning soccer games.”

The MLS SuperDraft is today, and the Loons have the 17th pick, which honestly is kind of low to get a real difference-maker. As opposed to past years, though, Minnesota does now have a landing spot for their draft pick. Andy Greder notes that they don’t have other picks, and says that they aren’t planning to make any other deals.

Also, a hat tip to Brian Quarstad for this tidbit, which suggest that the Loons are signing striker Thomas Williamson, who was San Jose’s first-rounder last year. Again, if this move came in the pre-MNUFC2 era, it would make no sense; now it makes a lot of sense.

Perhaps it won’t be long until we can start putting together our own yearly version of Aaron Gleeman’s yearly Top 40 Twins Prospects ranking. For a club that’s always been about the here and now, it’s kind of exciting to think about the future, too.

Here is what we know for absolutely sure about MNUFC preseason, what’s been announced by the club and by the league, 51 days before the team opens the season at Philadelphia: (/faint sound of off-key pipe organ playing on windy day) UPDATE: Andy Greder of the Pioneer Press just published a notebook with actual preseason dates, so apparently writing about preseason this morning was timely. But still!

We can surmise two things. The first is thanks to longtime Minnesota soccer fan Scott Kerssen, who knows everything: Norwegian club Viking FK is apparently coming to America to play in the Portland Timbers’ annual preseason tournament, which will also include Real Salt Lake and Minnesota United FC.

The second was thanks to earlier stories about Emanuel Reynoso’s situation in Argentina; it was reported that he’d asked the Argentinian authorities for permission to travel back to the United States for preseason training, beginning January 13.

I guess I feel like something is missing here? Baseball’s spring training is wildly popular, to the point that if you tell some die-hard Twins fans that you’ve never been to Fort Myers for Twins spring training, they eye you with a mixture of pity and confusion, trying to figure out whether you’re some kind of dilettante impostor or merely just stupid.

NFL training camp is one of the most boring events you can imagine - the most exciting part is watching the punters boom the ball into the sky - and yet thousands of Vikings fans go to Mankato every year.

The NHL and NBA spend less time practicing in front of fans in their pre-seasons, but they hold multiple preseason games every year, and fans pay actual American money to watch them. The same goes for the NFL, come to think of it.

So why not MLS?

Last season, the Loons played four preseason matches. For obvious reasons, none of them had fans in attendance, but there wasn’t even a streaming broadcast. The Timbers’ preseason tournament has been streamed in the past, but MNUFC hasn’t even said definitively that they’re playing in the tournament, so streaming details are nonexistent.

A month and a half before the season, fans have no concrete idea where MNUFC is even holding preseason training or where they might be playing games, and even if they did know, they probably couldn’t attend and maybe couldn’t even watch.

It feels like MLS is missing something here.

The MNUFC news is starting to pick up now. Yesterday, MNUFC fans got not one but two stories to chew on, like a sign of spring: finally, things are happening.

The first story is that Brent Kallman is coming back for two more years as a Loon, according to Andy Greder of the Pioneer Press. You have to say that this is one of those deals that just makes sense for everyone.

MNUFC declined Kallman’s contract option in December, but the rumors were always that he would be back. Kallman is from Woodbury, a scion of one of the great Minnesota soccer families, and he’s been a Loon since 2013, the first season that the team was the Loons. He’s an Original Loon!

Because he’s been around for ten years, I still fall into the trap of thinking of him as a young breakout candidate, but of course he’s 31 years old now and an MLS veteran. He played both left center back and right center back last year, and once, memorably, in the center of a back three; he played well enough in mid-season, when he started eight consecutive games, that even when Michael Boxall was healthy there was some question from Adrian Heath as to whether he’d keep picking Kallman.

The Loons need that kind of depth. This is especially true since Boxall and Bakaye Dibassy are even older than Kallman; counting on the two starting center backs to play 35+ games next year is not realistic. Kallman is an imporant piece, in my mind.

He also scored two goals last season, tying him with Hassani Dotson and Ramón Ábila. That’s more than Fanendo Adi, Juan Agudelo, and Ján Greguš scored, put together. Brent Kallman: backup striker?

I am more of a parochial thinker than I should be, but Kallman - just by staying on the roster - provides a link to both local soccer, and to the history of Minnesota United (pre-2017 division), and those are two things I find important. It’s him, Manny Lagos, and Amos Magee. May Kallman sign for ten more years.

The second story is that MNUFC’s annual international friendly next summer will be against SC Paderborn 07, who are currently in the 2. Bundesliga. If tradition holds, they will be in a different league by the time they reach St. Paul. You have to admire this kind of commitment to excitement:

• 2013-14: Promoted to Bundesliga
• 2014-15: Relegated to 2. Bundesliga
• 2015-16: Relegated to 3. Liga
• 2016-17: Should have been relegated to amateur Regionalliga, except that 1860 Munich lost its pro license and went down instead
• 2017-18: Promoted to 2. Bundesliga
• 2018-19: Promoted to Bundesliga
• 2019-20: Relegated to 2. Bundesliga
• 2020-21: Extremely boring ninth-place finish

Right now, Paderborn is back in ninth place, except they are still just three points out of third place. This is boring, so I will tell you that in the past ten years, Paderborn has had four different coaches named either Stephan, Stefan, or Steffen.

This is the kind of stuff they don’t put in the season ticket advertisements.

Finally, my thanks to Mthokozisi Dube on Twitter, who cleared up the “what is Bongokuhle Hlongwane’s nickname” debate: It’s “Sanisa” or “Saniza,” given to him by youth coaches in Pietermaritzburg.

This reminded me of former Loons loanee Siniša Ubiparipović, who played seven games for Minnesota on loan in 2013, and whose greatest contribution in a United jersey was this game against Edmonton, when he came on as a sub at the hour mark and got himself sent off a minute later.

This is the kind of stuff they don’t put in advertisements, either.

Bongokuhle Hlongwane is a Loon! Minnesota’s first big-news offseason signing is a 21-year-old South African forward. I’m not going to pretend I know anything about him; Andy Greder wrote that “his nickname is believed to be ‘Bongy’,” which is frankly a great way to introduce any new player.

What we do know is that Hlongwane has been at Maritzburg United in the South Africa Premier Division for four years, and was rumored to be headed to one of South Africa’s big three - Mamelodi Sundowns, Kaizer Chiefs, or Orlando Pirates. We also know that he’s been part of the South Africa national team, pleasingly called Bafana Bafana, and has scored two goals for his country - including one against Ghana in World Cup qualification.

What all of that means is anyone’s guess. Playing for the national team is good, but South Africa isn’t exactly an international powerhouse; they haven’t qualified for a World Cup that they didn’t host since 2002, and they failed to qualify for this year’s African Cup of Nations. The South African Premier Division appears to be Africa’s fifth-ranked league, and last year both the Mamelodi Sundowns and Kaizer Chiefs reached the CAF Champions League quarterfinals, with the Chiefs going all the way to the final before losing to Al Ahly of Egypt.

So Hlongwane is good enough that he was a transfer target for some of the better club teams in Africa, as well as an exciting prospect for what is perhaps Africa’s tenth-best international team.

The videos with the club soundtracks - for there are always videos with dance music, no matter how obscure the player - show that Hlongwane appears to have a good touch, to be comfortable shooting with both feet (though perhaps most comfortable with his left), and to be at least a passable header of the ball. The clips show him playing as both an inverted winger on the right, cutting in to shoot with his left (this is how he scored his goal against Ghana in the World Cup qualifier), and as a traditional forward on the left-hand side. They also show him scoring two goals for Maritzburg in which the defense disappears so abjectly that you’ll rewind the clip to try to figure out what happened; we’ll call that “finishing ability.”

We also know that one of Minnesota’s greatest-ever players was South African. Patrick “Ace” Nstoelengoe played for Minnesota for virtually the entire run of the Minnesota Kicks, scoring 50 goals (according to Wikipedia) over six seasons, then returning to play for the Kaizer Chiefs in South Africa in the offseason. (This is also where I note that the Kaizer Chiefs, one of South Africa’s big three, were started by Kaizer Motaung, who played for Atlanta in the NASL - and named the team he founded after the Atlanta Chiefs, his NASL team. I just love that fact, that the NASL still lives on in such a strange way.)

I have to assume that Hlongwane’s motivation in signing with MLS is motivated as much by a desire to put himself in the shop window, so to speak, as anything. Looking down the list of South African national team players, there are a lot of guys in the South African league, a couple in other parts of Africa, and a handful in various European backwaters. I’m guessing it’s hard to get noticed as a young player from South Africa, even if he was to sign with a bigger club like Kaizer Chiefs or Mamelodi Sundowns. Say what you will about MLS, but it’s clear that its young players get noticed in Europe, and it’s clear that its clubs are motivated to develop young talent.

In that way, it feels similar to many of MNUFC’s other moves, where they’ve brought in players from places that aren’t exactly famous for soccer talent, and fans have done the same things that I’ve noted above. It’s the internet-enabled dance of the international transfer. Check Soccerway for his stats; marvel at how it’s possible that they’re so detailed. Read his Wikipedia article, if he has one. Search his name on Twitter and YouTube. Do exactly what I’ve done above, and try to build up some kind of coherent narrative, for it’s only the truly insane internet prospect hound that would already have been keeping tabs on a youngster from Pietermaritzburg.

So welcome, Bongy Hlongwane, to the land of Ace Ntsoelengoe. We’re looking forward to seeing you play in person, rather than through the random scraps we’ve collected from the internet.

Minnesota’s sports feel very familiar, at the moment. The Vikings missed the playoffs, and the only thing fans can’t quite decide is whether everyone involved should be drawn and quartered, or merely fired. The Wolves are inconsistent. The Wild were briefly the NHL’s top team, and have lost five in a row since, returning to their usual state of mild, basic competence.

With the present so unexciting and the past mostly barren, it’s understandable that fans get excited about the future - and right now, Minnesota’s teams do seem to have a bumper crop of hope. The Lynx have Napheesa Collier and Crystal Dangerfield, the 2019 and 2020 Rookies of the Year. The Wild have Kirill Kaprizov, who won the Calder Trophy in 2021. The Wolves have Anthony Edwards, who should have won Rookie of the Year in 2021. The Vikings have Justin Jefferson, who was on the 2020 NFL All-Rookie Team. Even the Twins have a passel of prospects that, increasingly, seem like they’ll have to shoulder the load next year - you know, if baseball plays any games in 2022.

And then there is Minnesota United.

When making these “Minnesota’s youth movement” lists, Emanuel Reynoso’s name occasionally pops up, but Bebelo turned 26 in November. This makes him young, for the Loons, but comparatively old; he’s one day younger than Karl-Anthony Towns, for example. And soccer is not like baseball, where most players need several years of professional experience before being ready for the big leagues, where 25 is still quite young. Soccer is a young man’s game. Major League Soccer made two major player sales this week; Orlando City sold Daryl Dike to West Brom for $9.5 million, and FC Dallas sold Ricardo Pepi to Augsburg for $20 million. Dike is 21, Pepi is 18.

The Loons have none of that type of teenage star. Every year, MLSSoccer.com does a list of the league’s best players called 22 Under 22. The league even has an entire “U22 Initiative”, with special roster designations and statuses, all designed to bring more young players through the league (and, potentially, turn them into players that can be sold, the same way as Dike and Pepi.)

Here is the Loons’ entire list of U22 players from last season, along with the number of minutes they played:

There is one player to highlight, though - not in that U22 group, but younger than Reynoso. He didn’t make the MLS 22 Under 22 list in either year he was eligible, but while other players got the hype, he was getting minutes, and now, he’s become a key piece of Minnesota’s plans: Hassani Dotson.

Dotson joined the Loons out of Oregon State in 2019, a second-round pick in the MLS SuperDraft. If you’re not an MLS fan, that probably sounds better than it is; a second-round pick in most other sports is a key prospect, a piece for the future. In MLS, a second-round pick is “a guy who will almost surely never play for your team.” Mostly, you don’t bother to learn the names of the second-round picks.

Confounding expectations, Dotson was immediately thrown into the mix for the Loons, and in the starting lineup by May. Since then, his role has been to provide depth at seemingly every position on the field. In 2021, he started games at left back, right back, defensive midfield (6), central midfield (8), attacking midfield (10), and at both left and right wing - seven out of the eleven positions in the Loons’ preferred 4-2-3-1.

Here’s a list of the United players who’ve played the most minutes over the past three seasons:

That speaks to how important Dotson is already for the Loons - without a set position, he’s still played the fifth-most minutes for the team over his career.

With Greguš and Alonso departing, however, it does seem like it may be time for Dotson to take a step forward, at the age of 24. If the season started today, he’d be a starting midfielder, the place that he appears to be most comfortable on the field. He’s been fine as a fullback, less so as a winger, but that number 8 spot seems like it fits his particular skillset the best.

Plus, it gives him a chance of adding to his “Bangers Only” tally.

He doesn’t have the trophies of Collier or Dangerfield or Kaprizov or Jefferson, or the highlight reel of Edwards. But as Minnesotans latch on to any hope they can find, I’ve got hope for a breakout season from Dotson - still young! - in 2022.